Hello once again Readers!!! What? I caught a fish? In my jogging shorts? Heck yeah I did! And it was awesome! I caught a shark too! Why do you need to know? You probably don’t, but to avoid being sued for using other people’s photo’s (OPP-hehe), I figured I’d just use my own from now on. I’m killing two birds with one stone. You get to know me a little better and I don’t get sued. Win-win.
But I digress.
So lately I’ve found myself stuck in a rut. A horrible, boring, non-creative, don’t-feel-like-moving, kind of rut. Which had me thinking, what exactly is a rut? I looked it up for us.
noun1.a furrow or track in the ground, especially one made by the passage of a vehicle or vehicles.2.any furrow, groove, etc.
3.a fixed or established mode of procedure or course of life, usually dull or unpromising: to fall into a rut.
Okay, so I tried this and…at first I was really hopeful. The blood rush did sort of spark creativity, but then I tried to write while holding myself up and trying not to pass out, and well, down she went….moving on.
Mmmk. So I did this as well. At first it was nice, but then Scarface came on and I kept peeking at the screen to watch it which totally distracted my train of thought and then my legs cramped from being stuck in that position and I had to work out a Charlie horse. Thusly, scroll two is out.
Okay great! A nap! I can totally do that. And I did. But the nap took up a good four hours and when I woke I had a pounding headache and was horribly parched. I went to the fridge, only to find…I WAS OUT OF RED BULL!!! Long (and scary) story short, a nap did not work.
This makes sense. If only we could solve all our problems by sweating them out. Then we’d be healthy and rut-free! I may have just found the next big cure! So I ran and I ran and I ran. I ran so far, that I got lost, like that commercial. After realizing I was lost, it started raining. And to make matters worse, I had blisters. I rode home in a cab that cost way too much and then caught a cold. Need I say more?
Why couldn’t I have opened this scroll first? I wouldn’t be broken and sick! As soon as I read it, it clicked! Just like that. I am proud to say that I am now rut-free! I have found the cure!